Parsnips, Buttered : How to win at modern life, one email at a time
by Joe Lycett
Editor: Hodder & Stoughton General Division
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THE BRILLANTE AND IRREVERENT OF PREMIUM DEBUT, JOE LYCETT COMEDIAN (8 out of 10 Cats Countdown, the Taskmaster), NOW IN POCKET Books**’ Joe is nothing hilarious’ SARAH MILLICAN I Lycett, I Lycett much “HARRY HMuch more of the same thank you Joe5*S’ la CHALEUR MAGAZINE* * * * * * *reader, Dear Reader, Life is hardWe are bombarded with generation: Facebook, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches watch our sleep, applications that read our pulse, terrorismThere is such an assault by the senses of these days, it is a marvel, none of us manage to get out of bed.I love the bed.While we are overwhelmed and troubled by the miasmic cloud of information, there are those who seek to take advantage of it: there are parking fines, hate Tweets, Nigerian fraudulent and Christmas e-mails, newsletters from old friends of the school about their ugly childrenAnd since we’re in circles to do something about it, we’re distracted again.I, Joe Lycett, actor, wordsmith, professional and lazy, I’m here to help you.During my short life, doing a lot of nothing, I have discovered solutions to many of life’s problems, which I give to you, dear reader.Containing a centurion of complaint letters to the mistrust of celebrities, companies and someone brave enough to plug my phone, as well as illustrations, one-liners, jokes and life hacks, this little jewel offers a collection of tips and tricks* for all kinds of modern misfortune.By the time you’ve finished reading this book, you’ll have learned to: – cancel parking fines – Manipulate the sensational press – Navigate in social media – Answer hate messages – weird internet trolls – Compete a so-called mature lawyer – Send the perfect Christmas newsletter – Win ISIS – Take multi-national companiesAND a lot, BEAUCOUP MOREJoe Lycett x* If you are looking for advice, with taxes, quitting smoking, moving, love, divorce, education, health or something really important I will get back to you as soon as possible.
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